What do you mean obsess? I'm totally not obsessing over a dude with a robot arm
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onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

andrastesnickerweasels:

kobaltrose:

Bioware ladies represent at Sacanime 2014!

I am the super awkward Shepard next to the lovely Hawke and Morrigan, photo by Cao Cao’s Bizarre Adventure

Hello Shep!! I’m the Morrigan. ; w;

fassbenderassdown:

Sebastian’s reaction when he signed the Next top model photo (bonus: and me telling him about Anthony telling me not to tell Seb about my tattoo!)

stickysheep:

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

same

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

tonystarks:

girls don’t like boys they like accurate adaptions of clint barton in movies and him covered in bandages

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

spidersgeorg:

javert signs up for a gay dating site after seeing that its slogan is “we’ll help you find the man you’ve been searching for all your life”

Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse: “if I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?